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perks-of-being-chinese:

cyanicas:

swansongofuyulala:

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

(via damn-funny)

hysterics:

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

(via dulect)

beehtml:

anyone: may the fourth be with you

me, already confused about catholicism:

(via dulect)

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

(via brohemian-fapsody)

teathattast:

SICKO MODE 👹

(via funny-jack)

silverhawk:

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

(via damn-funny)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via that-twink-over-there)

bodyglitter:

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

(via smell-that-bacon)

(via poorlymadehuman)